What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs. Football is a funny old game, and not only because of the players\" hairstyles. Football\"s Funniest Jokes is guaranteed to raise a chuckle even if you\"re still......

A collection of hilarious golf jokes, this book is sure to suit any golf fanatic to a tee Two men are playing golf at their local club. One is about to chip to the green when he sees a funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer....